Dear
Wiccan,
I recently saw a hypnotist show and it was quite amazing, though I wonder...with
skills like that you can really manipulate people. Whats your opinion
on hypnosis?
-Poet
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A kitty goddess have no need for hynposis... people do what I
ask with but a mew. ;p
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Dear Kitten Goddess,
I wish to delve into the mind of the feline kind. So please help me
understand one thing that I bet everyone is thinking, but forgetting
to ask. The world is full of cats, Black ones >{^.^}<, white ones,
spotted and yellow. But no matter what type of cat or kitten it is,
they always will pounce on a dot made by a laser pointer or flashlight.
What loophole is in the kitten that all-but forces them to do such actions.
This flaw in cat physiology could spell doom for your secret bid for
world domination (which apparently isn't so secret your kitteness).
I come baring soft,
warm and fuzzy things,
JaxomZero
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I
shall overcome..... oooh..... shiny.... *pouncecrash* |
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Dear Wiccan,
I know a girl and I like here and how do I tell her i like her without
it sounding dorky or anything lame? -not doctor van kuglor
PS. How the hell can a kat wrote.
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Just
talk to her? And maybe you kittyfish broken too? I walk across
the keyboard and it goes "dsfghsdjkghfkjghfdjkghjkfdghfdjk",
kittyfish write for me from my mew. They make human version of
this to mew and type for you.
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Dear Wiccan,
Hello Wiccan,
I'm a new reader, and
I have two questions.
1. How old are you? Are you a baby kitty, or a grown up?
2. What's the softest thing you've ever come across?
-Dani S.
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1. Never nice to ask lady ask, even if she's a kitty. ;p
2. Girl squishy things... they are boobs?
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Dear Wiccan;
How do I fix my catapult?
It keeps firing backwards.
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Turn
it other way? |
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